Yeah, yeah. We know you’ve peeped a lot of nail art over the last several years, but dudes, we gotta be real for a second: we’ve never seen designs like this before. Meet Lady Crappo, a manicurist who is not only super talented artist, but a total badass. Her designs are equal parts smart and funny as they are breathtaking and stunning. Basically, you just need to peep ’em ASAP. Check out 18 of our favorites below!

1. Mmmmm, foodborne illness nails just in time for Thanksgiving.
Food-borne illness nail art  
(From pinky to thumb: Staphylococcus aureus, Campylobacter, Clostridium perfringens, Salmonella, and Norovirus.)
2. Perhaps some international maritime signal flags that spell out “P-E-N-I-S” are more your speed.
Maritime signal flags nail art 
3. Bondage nail art? How “50 Shades of Grey” of you.
Bondage Nail Art  
4. These Hattie Stewart-inspired nails are next level.
Hattie Stewart Inspired Nail Art  
5. Betcha didn’t know this set was inspired by a mathematician named Oliver Byrne.
Oliver Byrne inspired nail art  
6. These bad boys look scenic, but are actually a tiny recreation of food court wall art.
Scenic Nail Art 
7. Dang, those are some detailed prints.
African print nail art  
8. Talk about decked-out tips.
Queen of Hearts nail art 
9. Lovin’ (heh) this STD mani for Valentine’s Day.
STD Nail Art  
10. These nails look straight out of “Saved By The Bell.”
80s Nail Art  
11. [insert cheesy travel quote about the open road here]
Open Road Nail Art 
12. This broken porcelain is so on point.
Broken porcelain nail art  
13. Just some hand-painted “Warhammer 40K” commando nails, NBD.
Commando Nail Art 
14. A secret garden manicure with an ACTUAL secret garden. Bye.
Secret Garden Nail Art 
15. Vaccine-preventable diseases never looked better.
Vaccine-preventable diseases nail art 
16. Nail art.
Painted Hand Nail Art  
17. Ahhh, “Inception” manicure!
Inception Nail Art  
18. EVEN CRAZIER “INCEPTION” MANICURE. 2 MUCH 2 HANDLE. *head explodes*
Inception Nail Art  
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